Winter Kicker!

I created this guy because I. HATE. WINTER. Unless there's snow. I love snow. Should I have all caps'd that last bit? Hm. Anyway:

If you've just HAD IT with winter, Winter Kicker has got your back. He brings in the spring with paperwhites in one hand and a head full of green leaves. He gently kicks winter out of the way, leaving flowers and the fresh scent of cookies in his wake. He is magic. Also, he...will...buy you a pony.
I made that last little bit up, but the rest is TRUE.
-Claire