I'm on a hippo kick lately. Allow me to introduce Gerty. Gerty just got dumped. She's just about ready to snatch a water rafter and shake him around until all his limbs come off. Just about. Please tread softly around this scored woman.
Gerty stands on her own cankles at 10" tall and 20" long. She needs a serious dose of Visine after all the crying she did last night after the scoundrel broke the news that he'd found a fatter, meaner hippo lady-friend.
Gerty is made from ultra cuddle fleece and stuffed with jingle bells so you can hear her as she hits the fridge for midnight pity ice cream. Don't you dare try and stop her.
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