Wednesday, May 14, 2008
Sissypants Murphy (Dolls for Friends)
"Sissypants murphy, he's so square, wears a blue leotard for underwear."
Poor, poor Murphy. He's the target of an endless barrage of verbal barbs and arrows. The new kid on the block and the recipient of the new kid ridicule.
"Sissy pants murphy, boo hoo hoo, cries like a girl cause he can't tie his shoe."
Compounding matters is the fact that he is also a sensitive little guy, and as a result sheds tears a little more often than the next street block bully.
"Sissypants murphy, you're such a nerd. Short and ugly and dressed like a turd."
Poor, poor sissypants. Won't someone invite him over and show him a little love? He REALLY needs it.