Squint (Dolls for Friends)

His name is his biggest tell, but we were unsure what else to call him. You see he's myopic in nearly every sense of the word.

Squint does not like to wear his glasses because of how he thinks it makes him look, but because he won't wear his glasses he won't venture out of doors, try new things or take a step outside of his daily routine (which takes place mostly indoors.)

We've pleaded with him, begged him and tried to rationalize the situation, but you know the old saying, "myopia is sometimes a window to the soul."

At this point, we're hoping that someone might be able to invite him over so we can have some type of low key intervention. We're out of patience and frankly, I'm tired of him bumping into the coffee table and spilling my ice cold Pepsi Free.

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