Because I simply cannot stop myself from making zero-budget stop motion filmlets:
THE FOURTH CHICKENPANTS ADVENTURE!
(music is by A Band of Bees- I love, love, love that song, and have been dying to use it for a CP movie. A Band of Bees, if you are seeing this- please don't sue me. I love you.)
(Incidentally, this video is also on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixJwhVOvoOU.
It looks a little grainier there, I think.)